Farty old Santa can't shed his neanderthal ways.
Last I heard, the Elves' Union was running a union drive among the reindeer to combat poor working conditions. Apparently one day a year is just too much work.
And they want a living wage. Naturally.
It may result in fewer presents for the kids.
But the union feels that is the price one pays for living in a progressive society.
H/T:Ezra Levant via: Free Republic
