Top Ten Fetus Names

I'm not sure how they compiled this list, or if they just made it up. It's an interesting conversation piece, nonetheless.

We always had a name for my first daughter, so she didn't have a nickname. The second one was Critter. The Third was Pokey. The Fourth was Topsy.

1. Cletus the Fetus
   
   
2. Bean (and variations jelly bean and baby bean)
   
   
3. Spawn
   
   
4. Thumper
   
   
5. Peanut
   
   
6. Bump
   
   
7. Spud
   
   
8. Baby
   
   
9. Octopus
   
   
10. Junior
    

What did you call your unborn child before birth?