But since poor-choicers thing they're so cool and so smart anyway, I'll link to this post by Diary of a Pro-Life Girl.
She says a lot of what I'm thinking.
#2. If you want to be taken seriously, be serious.
If you're fifty years old, and still thinking and talking like you're in college, and make suggestions like getting dressed up in dancing genitalia, that is really sad.
It's like wrinkly women who try to wear a tight mini-skirt.
But let's not ruin it, folks. We want them to look ridiculous in front the severely normal people out there.