Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Archbishop Coakley Files Lawsuit Against Black Mass Organizer

I thought this was clever:

“Our contention is that they are in possession of stolen property,” Archbishop Coakley told the Register. “They cannot complete their satanic ritual without a consecrated host, and they have no means of acquiring one except through theft. We are asking the court to order them to return it immediately to me.”
I'm curious to see how far this goes.