Monday, August 11, 2014

Pope Excommunicates All of Western Civilization

It's about frickin' time.

To whom do I address my mea culpa and submission to the Church? Is the local ordinary still booted?

“I appreciate the intent to ‘clean out the Church’ so to speak, but this goes too far,” George Weigel said in a phone interview. “After all, I live in Western Civilization, too. Does that mean that I’m excommunicated now?

“It must be narrowed, at least just to continental Europe.”

Freakin' p***y!