Monday, November 12, 2007

Best (and IMHO Worst) Christian Pick-Up Lines

From the Facebook Group. (And folks, this is humour-- don't take it too seriously).

"i just don't feel called to celibacy."

"the word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"

"i didnt believe in predestination until tonight."

"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."

"i used to believe in natural theology, but since i met you i've converted to divine revelation"

''you put the 'cute' back in persecution...''

"your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead"

"let me remove my sandals before I come any closer.."

" Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix."